OMG I finally found it.

September 20, 2006 at 10:08 pm | Posted in Personal | 5 Comments

I cannot believe how many places I had to search through to find hemp twine suitable for whipping.

Whilst searching, I saw a lot of Halloween costumes. I came upon a rack of children’s outfits. One of them was a Supergirl outfit. The costume had a picture attached to it of a model in the outfit, and speaking of racks, she clearly was not a child.

The picture didn’t really say “Hey dad, buy this for your ten year old daughter”. It was more like “buy this for your ten year old daughter’s 17 year old babysitter, but for God’s sake, don’t let your wife find out”.

So I stood there staring at it for about five minutes, trying not to drool and make wimpering noises. This was children’s merchandise after all, and I’m only a pretend pedophile.

Then I looked over at the next costume on the rack and I burst out laughing. It was Napolean Dynomite.

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  1. This was a really amusing post. I’m not sure which part I like better, the The picture didn’t really say “Hey dad, buy this for your ten year old daughter”. It was more like “buy this for your ten year old daughter’s 17 year old babysitter, but for God’s sake, don’t let your wife find out” part, or the and I’m only a pretend pedophile part.

  2. Aw. You’re such a perv. 🙂

  3. this post really cracked me up

  4. No, you crack me up.

    you cute little cracker.

  5. teehee


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